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Greetings.

Two Beardos is a weekly podcast between two friends who spout off at the mouth and sometimes find their own conversations funny.

We thought they where worth sharing so we record them and put them on the internet for the pleasure of your ears.

If you have questions or comments, feel free to email me.

Current episodes

Episode 94: Feeling Phthalo Blue

Pour one out for Bob Ross

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Episode 93: I Wouldn't Say I've Been Missing It, Bob

Your Mom goes to College.

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Episode 92: Its Not The Real Thing

Naglfar?

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Episode 91: Sigh No More

More ideas, less production

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Episode 90: Nobody Gives Me The Raspberry

Autumn is here, we still talk.

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Episode 89: The Nearly-Halloween Special.... Ish

No multi-line karaoke this time, but plenty of hyphens

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Episode 88: 1.21 Gigawatts?!

I know they all are but this intro is extra cringe-worthy.

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Episode 87: Yoga! Pants Aren't Optional

Star Trek: Deep Space 9: Worf is here, I think we'll be alright

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Episode 86: Call Me Mike Honcho

Stuff happens, we report it to YOOU!

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Episode 85: Dumber Than The Box

Lot of history down that road...

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Episode 84: Two Chimps on a Davenport

not to be confused with a sofa or barcolounger

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Episode 83: I Reckon

I've got a bad feeling about this.

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Episode 82: Mistakes Were Made

No comment?

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Episode 81: Green Eggs and What?

Exothermic

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Episode 80: One Athame Short of a Party

Staring at the sun... is fun!

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Episode 79: Fussy Britches

Lord Its a Miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind.

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Episode 78: Just a Trim

Ths week: Jon doesn't make any historical mistakes

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Episode 77: The Craw!

Let's all have fun with credit!

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Episode 76: I Couldn't Help Noticing We Made Eye-contact

This Episodes title is only seven words if you count Eye-contact as one word.

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Episode 75: If You Told Me You Were Drowning

Its pucker-worthy

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Episode 74: Soapbox Adjacent

God speed, John Glenn

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Episode 73: Beans and Wang

More songs from Rocky? Really?

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Episode 72: And Let Me Play Among The Stars

Er. Mer. Gerd!

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Episode 71: Thin Plots and Thick Skulls

I had other travel, so its late.. fight me.

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Episode 70: Taken... To Canada

Oh Cripes! Take off, Hose-head.

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Episode 69: But Sir, You're Blick

WOLVERINE!.

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Episode 68: You and Me in The Bay of Monterey

Not for sensitive ears... Alright...

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Episode 67: No, In You End-o!

Jason misses my jokes.

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Episode 66: Welcome Back to Canine Corner

NO MORE OVERTIME!!! WOOOOOOO!

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Episode 65: Easter? Oh Yeah!

Some more of our conversation.

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Episode 64: Nobody Puts Weird in the Corner!

Working overtime, almost forgot to publish.

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Episode 63: Do Render Unto Caesar

Hark! A police car drives.

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Episode 62: Do You've Got Red on You

I need sleep.

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Episode 61: Do You Want My Advice?

Runner up title: Jason Quixote.

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Episode 59: In Medias Res

This week... BUS PEOPLE! and speculations about house fires and Pompeii

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Episode 58: The I Call it...The Gwendolyn Project

Turns out Jon and Gwendolyn share a love of Mr. Archer.

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Episode 57: The Re-pavening

Now with fewer background noises.

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Episode 56: The Pavening

And watches the ships that go sailing.

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Episode 55: Gross Over-Simplifications of History

Gastronomy!!!

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Episode 54: The Alabama of Europe

Who wants to Party!?

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Episode 53: And Justice for All

Another ADD fueled romp through out brains

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Episode 52: Let's go to Yasukuni! The Chinese Will Love That!

Kampai!

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Episode 51: Invictus Pt. 2

Now with more Jingle!

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Episode 50: Invictus Pt. 1

Nobody here is saying ham

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Episode 49: Whistling Bunghole

Look! we recorded a complete episode!

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Episode 48: Technical Difficulties Podcast Ep. 1

Our (My) first appology podcast

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Episode 47: Eating at The Glory Holek

Up next, the Helm of Solitude.

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Episode 46: The Circle Back

The show notes are enlightening this week.

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Episode 45: You Should Have Seen the Toast!

T6: Grandma cometh.

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Episode 44: It Came Out of a Henway

Does this have peas?

Because I can't have Peas...

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Episode 43: Llama Nation

No, we get this distracted because we WANT to.

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Episode 42: But You Don't Have Taintruff... Exactly

Now accepting applications for all members of my new band Turtleneck and Tweed.

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Episode 41: Do You Like Movies with Gladiators?

His blue ox, Babe.

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Episode 40: Judith Escaped... Dur

On time three weeks in a row, expect delays next week Seriously though, I'm telegraphing what is going to happen next week.

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Episode 39: Diamond Jim!

Gummi Smurfs.... 'nuff said.

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Episode 38: Where y Dawgs at?

We need adult supervision.

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Episode 37: Cannons on tour

This oneis an an early release, I swear that's never happened before.

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Episode 36: Taint Tasting Contest

Star Trek is a bit of a running theme. We don't always get the detals exactly right.

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Episode 35: Please Say Merkin

Is this routine yet

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Episode 34: Fresh from Fort Collins

Hello Rosie.

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Episode 33: The Bitchening

Dumb people happen.

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Episode 32: That is not The Correct Use of That Word

Fragrance and a scent memory.

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Episode 31: It Really Fathoms Me

Jon has Short-timer's disease. Hijinks ensue.

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Episode 30: Cram This in Your Ear Holes

Sometimes Barbara Billingsly deserves a second mention.

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Episode 29: Idiot Children

Star Trek will always be worth watching.

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Episode 28: Dreams and/or Nightmares

Jon wins all arguments... as usual.

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Episode 27: Racism Be Damned

Sometimes there be dragons

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Episode 26: Shell 2 Electric Boogaloo

Thar be (medical) dragons!

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Episode 25: Your Pants and Me

Experimental drinking doesn't always end well

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Episode 24: The Safety Dance

IN A WORLD! Two men! With BEARDS!

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Episode 23: Jon v. Sexual Harassment and You

Jon has a complex.

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Episode 22: The Sound of My Deafening Awesomeness

Phil Collins, eat your heart out.

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Episode 21: Karaoke For The Deaf

Don't eat beans and sit in a room with people you like.

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Episode 20: The Penitent Man

WOOO! uploaded in time for the Monday commute!

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Episode 19: Wait for The Drop

The Bloodhound Gang + C-130 = Hijinks!

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Episode 18: Pro Tips

Too much information can be fun

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Episode 17: The Temple of Your Dreams

People! Am I right?!.... Guys?

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Episode 16: Fun Stuff and Not-so Fun Stuff

Call me, "Porkins."

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Episode 15: Abrupt Edit Points

Jon might be able watching another movie soon.

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Episode 14: Ernest Borgnine: Where Art Thou?

Two guys who really shouldn't deal with people on a daily basis.

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Episode 13: Angina is Tough

The Rasi-whats?

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Episode 12: Sunshine Biscuits... Please?

Not our worst work.

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Episode 11: Gwendolyn!

Join us with out special guest Gwendolyn

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Episode 10: Frictives

Oh dear lord

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Episode 9: CPR for Dummies

We've got all(none) of your pareamedic training needs

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Episode 8: How to Whittle Wood

The return of appologies, please for snack foods

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Episode 7: Parenting Tips

Dr. Spock is a fool

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Episode 6: Deli Delight

Two people, being terrible

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Episode 5: Anachronisms

Apologies and one-sided movie reviews

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Episode 4: Puddin' Pops

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Episode 3: The Allan Parson's project

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Episode 2: Warhammer

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Episode 1: Cat Videos

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