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Greetings.
Two Beardos is a weekly podcast between two
friends who spout off at the mouth and sometimes
find their own conversations funny.
We thought they where worth sharing so we
record them and put them on the internet for the
pleasure of your ears.
If you have questions or comments, feel free to
email me.
Current episodes
Episode 127: And The Omega
Tired now, Boss.
Episode 126: Sigh
No More Words
Episode 125: The Socratic Method
I was all by myself... Nobody was loooooking.
Episode 124: Flibbity Hibbity
The power of apathy
Episode 123: #SadButTrue
LOL, wut?
Episode 122: Jon's Work-Related Self-Righteousness
Sometimes listening to what I say makes it obvious that I'm the asshole..
Episode 121: The One In The Car
Excuses are like assholes.
Episode 120: Captain-Dummy Talk
Call me Hoover.
Episode 119: The A-Team Cometh
Two words: Automotive Paint
Episode 118: What's a Nubian
I suspect only the internet archive reads this page.
Episode 117: No, Not Really
Missing context? mabbe.
Episode 116: Brain Ejecta
Seizure means taking something. The word you
are thinking of is palsy.
Episode 116: Brain Ejecta
Seizure means taking something. The word you
are thinking of is palsy.
Episode 115: Now With Fewer Burps
Today's Number 1 threat..... Bears!
Episode 114: Well, Pirates Aren't Known For Their Cars
Mr. McLaughlin is my father, you may address me as Prince Not-so-charming.
Episode 113: Fort-Nightly-ish
Back in the saddle again
Episode 112: Turn Right at The Round-abound
Jason goes to a metaphorical barbershop and is annoyed
that he gets a haircut.
Episode 111: Tree Pollen Makes Me Sad
We discuss guerilla gardening, One of us implements it
Episode 110: They Call Me... Captain Hammer
I almost wrote a poem for the show notes
Episode 109: This Title is... Ham-fisted
Puns are the very best kind of func.
Episode 108: Helm To 108!
Some movies are classic, Some are epic.
Episode 107: Tantalus Is My Spirit Animal
Seriously? You look at the website?
Episode 106: Uncle Buck's Got Me Bustin' My Hump!
Taxes are done and this episode is complete.
Episode 105: Foghorn Leghorn: Mid-wife Extrodinaire
The struggle is real.
Episode 104: Our Problems Are of Our Own Making
THIS WEEK: Jon announces where he is.... again
Episode 103: Luminous Beings Are We
Werever we go, there we are.
Episode 102: Expector Patronum
Om-yuck. AM I RITE!?
Episode 101: The Century Extravaganza! Part 2
Still working on it...
Episode 100: The Century Extravaganza!
This is going to be awesome!
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Episode 99: Cognitive Dissonance and Artless Editing
This week, on a very special episode...
Episode 98: Herd Size Management
This is why we still can't have nice things.
Episode 97: Don't Call it a Come Back
No Plan survives contact with the enemy.
Episode 96: So, What is the Point of the Carrot?
Fiction is lousy with un-crowned kings.
Episode 95: Fluffy! Don't Leave Us Behind
Dear Diary, I will sing the song of my people.
Episode 94: Feeling Phthalo Blue
Pour one out for Bob Ross
Episode 93: I Wouldn't Say I've Been Missing It, Bob
Your Mom goes to College.
Episode 92: Its Not The Real Thing
Naglfar?
Episode 91: Sigh No More
More ideas, less production
Episode 90: Nobody Gives Me The Raspberry
Autumn is here, we still talk.
Episode 89: The Nearly-Halloween Special.... Ish
No multi-line karaoke this time, but plenty of hyphens
Episode 88: 1.21 Gigawatts?!
I know they all are but this intro is extra cringe-worthy.
Episode 87: Yoga! Pants Aren't Optional
Star Trek: Deep Space 9: Worf is here, I think we'll be alright
Episode 86: Call Me Mike Honcho
Stuff happens, we report it to YOOU!
Episode 85: Dumber Than The Box
Lot of history down that road...
Episode 84: Two Chimps on a Davenport
not to be confused with a sofa or barcolounger
Episode 83: I Reckon
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Episode 82: Mistakes Were Made
No comment?
Episode 81: Green Eggs and What?
Exothermic
Episode 80: One Athame Short of a Party
Staring at the sun... is fun!
Episode 79: Fussy Britches
Lord Its a Miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind.
Episode 78: Just a Trim
Ths week: Jon doesn't make any historical mistakes
Episode 77: The Craw!
Let's all have fun with credit!
Episode 76: I Couldn't Help Noticing We Made Eye-contact
This Episodes title is only seven words if you count
Eye-contact as one word.
Episode 75: If You Told Me You Were Drowning
Its pucker-worthy
Episode 74: Soapbox Adjacent
God speed, John Glenn
Episode 73: Beans and Wang
More songs from Rocky? Really?
Episode 72: And Let Me Play Among The Stars
Er. Mer. Gerd!
Episode 71: Thin Plots and Thick Skulls
I had other travel, so its late.. fight me.
Episode 70: Taken... To Canada
Oh Cripes! Take off, Hose-head.
Episode 69: But Sir, You're Blick
WOLVERINE!.
Episode 68: You and Me in The Bay of Monterey
Not for sensitive ears... Alright...
Episode 67: No, In You End-o!
Jason misses my jokes.
Episode 66: Welcome Back to Canine Corner
NO MORE OVERTIME!!! WOOOOOOO!
Episode 65: Easter? Oh Yeah!
Some more of our conversation.
Episode 64: Nobody Puts Weird in the Corner!
Working overtime, almost forgot to publish.
Episode 63: Do Render Unto Caesar
Hark! A police car drives.
Episode 62: Do You've Got Red on You
I need sleep.
Episode 61: Do You Want My Advice?
Runner up title: Jason Quixote.
Episode 59: In Medias Res
This week... BUS PEOPLE! and speculations about house fires and Pompeii
Episode 58: The I Call it...The Gwendolyn Project
Turns out Jon and Gwendolyn share a love of Mr. Archer.
Episode 57: The Re-pavening
Now with fewer background noises.
Episode 56: The Pavening
And watches the ships that go sailing.
Episode 55: Gross Over-Simplifications of History
Gastronomy!!!
Episode 54: The Alabama of Europe
Who wants to Party!?
Episode 53: And Justice for All
Another ADD fueled romp through out brains
Episode 52: Let's go to Yasukuni! The Chinese Will Love That!
Kampai!
Episode 51: Invictus Pt. 2
Now with more Jingle!
Episode 50: Invictus Pt. 1
Nobody here is saying ham
Episode 49: Whistling Bunghole
Look! we recorded a complete episode!
Episode 48: Technical Difficulties Podcast Ep. 1
Our (My) first appology podcast
Episode 47: Eating at The Glory Holek
Up next, the Helm of Solitude.
Episode 46: The Circle Back
The show notes are enlightening this week.
Episode 45: You Should Have Seen the Toast!
T6: Grandma cometh.
Episode 44: It Came Out of a Henway
Does this have peas?
Because I can't have Peas...
Episode 43: Llama Nation
No, we get this distracted because we WANT to.
Episode 42: But You Don't Have Taintruff... Exactly
Now accepting applications for all members of my
new band Turtleneck and Tweed.
Episode 41: Do You Like Movies with Gladiators?
His blue ox, Babe.
Episode 40: Judith Escaped... Dur
On time three weeks in a row, expect delays next week
Seriously though, I'm telegraphing what is going to happen
next week.
Episode 39: Diamond Jim!
Gummi Smurfs.... 'nuff said.
Episode 38: Where y Dawgs at?
We need adult supervision.
Episode 37: Cannons on tour
This oneis an an early release, I swear that's never
happened before.
Episode 36: Taint Tasting Contest
Star Trek is a bit of a running theme. We don't
always get the detals exactly right.
Episode 35: Please Say Merkin
Is this routine yet
Episode 34: Fresh from Fort Collins
Hello Rosie.
Episode 33: The Bitchening
Dumb people happen.
Episode 32: That is not The Correct Use of That Word
Fragrance and a scent memory.
Episode 31: It Really Fathoms Me
Jon has Short-timer's disease. Hijinks ensue.
Episode 30: Cram This in Your Ear Holes
Sometimes Barbara Billingsly deserves a second mention.
Episode 29: Idiot Children
Star Trek will always be worth watching.
Episode 28: Dreams and/or Nightmares
Jon wins all arguments... as usual.
Episode 27: Racism Be Damned
Sometimes there be dragons
Episode 26: Shell 2 Electric Boogaloo
Thar be (medical) dragons!
Episode 25: Your Pants and Me
Experimental drinking doesn't always end well
Episode 24: The Safety Dance
IN A WORLD! Two men! With BEARDS!
Episode 23: Jon v. Sexual Harassment and You
Jon has a complex.
Episode 22: The Sound of My Deafening Awesomeness
Phil Collins, eat your heart out.
Episode 21: Karaoke For The Deaf
Don't eat beans and sit in a room with people you like.
Episode 20: The Penitent Man
WOOO! uploaded in time for the Monday commute!
Episode 19: Wait for The Drop
The Bloodhound Gang + C-130 = Hijinks!
Episode 18: Pro Tips
Too much information can be fun
Episode 17: The Temple of Your Dreams
People! Am I right?!.... Guys?
Episode 16: Fun Stuff and Not-so Fun Stuff
Call me, "Porkins."
Episode 15: Abrupt Edit Points
Jon might be able watching another movie soon.
Episode 14: Ernest Borgnine: Where Art Thou?
Two guys who really shouldn't deal with people on a daily basis.
Episode 13: Angina is Tough
The Rasi-whats?
Episode 12: Sunshine Biscuits... Please?
Not our worst work.
Episode 11: Gwendolyn!
Join us with out special guest Gwendolyn
Episode 10: Frictives
Oh dear lord
Episode 9: CPR for Dummies
We've got all(none) of your pareamedic training needs
Episode 8: How to Whittle Wood
The return of appologies, please for snack foods
Episode 7: Parenting Tips
Dr. Spock is a fool
Episode 6: Deli Delight
Two people, being terrible
Episode 5: Anachronisms
Apologies and one-sided movie reviews
Episode 3: The Allan Parson's project